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@carolinewatson_: My baby bro Malik x #vegasnights CW xx

@carolinewatson_: My baby bro Malik x #vegasnights CW xx

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
(via soulsscrawl)    

otterboxed:

*breaks a lightbulb*

you could say it was

delighting

soundtraktoyourlife:

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

My anaconda don’t wanna teach class tomorrow

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

picture of niall that harry took x

picture of niall that harry took x

#nh