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Everything is blurry but Harry Styles.

Everything is blurry but Harry Styles.

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

snarky-knight:

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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When you have a group project due the next class

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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modestmgmtofficial:

listen i know i said i wanted the album to leak already but i just remembered how much i panicked every time i finished one song there’s four more waiting for me so many chaotic and incoherent posts in caps it was literally a war zone oh dear god it’s all coming back to me

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
Terry Pratchett (via bableman)