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slayboybunny:

if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless

pimpcesssss:

pimpcesssss:

I’m ugly so I’ll be loyal

True shit


@Real_Liam_Payne: Story of my life!!!

@Real_Liam_Payne: Story of my life!!!

mmppt:

27.9.14-Zayn Charlotte, NC

mmppt:

27.9.14-Zayn Charlotte, NC

marylovingharry:

Harry tonight in Charlotte, NC 9/27/14

marylovingharry:

Harry tonight in Charlotte, NC 9/27/14

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

croptopboy:

*talking about 1d*

2012: my 5 husbands lln

now: MY SONS

direct-news:

@niallhoran: We’re gone mad! This is why we should be able to get out of hotels Hahahah. Aghhhhhhh!!!

direct-news:

@niallhoran: We’re gone mad! This is why we should be able to get out of hotels Hahahah. Aghhhhhhh!!!

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it