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mukenope:

E: The best rumor you’ve heard about you

Girl: you're like a brother to me
Me: ...
Me: so u into incest

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

ufniall:

"5 seconds till One Direction…"
“4….3….2….1…”
*blackout*


WERE LIKE NA NA NA

smileylucas:

mikey messing up on the lyrics (+) 

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

pantsdowntour:

cliffacola:

drawing-5sos:


Ashton doing his drumstick thing

yeah im ok thanks for asking

there goes my lady boner


But the drumstick thing is literally him just moving his wrist it never leaves his grips or moves really at all it’s actually really easy

pantsdowntour:

cliffacola:

drawing-5sos:

Ashton doing his drumstick thing

yeah im ok thanks for asking

there goes my lady boner

But the drumstick thing is literally him just moving his wrist it never leaves his grips or moves really at all it’s actually really easy

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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emmatsone:

WHO REMEBERS THE FIRST TIME YOU FOUND ONE DIRECTIONS VIDEOS AND YOU STAYED AWAKE JUST WATCHING EVERYSINGLE ONE   THAT WOULD POP UP IN THE RELATED TAB UNTIL THERE WAS NO MORE